how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
its not stalking. its research.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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