did you get engaged???
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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