I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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