Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
my poor anus
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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