Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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