You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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