just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You smell like stripper and shame
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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