ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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