All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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