we're blogging at a bar
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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