And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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