If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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