she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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