K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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