we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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