she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
two words...techno handjob
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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