Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
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There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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