She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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