dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
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The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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