omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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