Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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