i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Randomize
