She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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