dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
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Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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