If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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