he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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