nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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