Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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