I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
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