i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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