It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
You're a waste of cheezeits
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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