I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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