Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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