he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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