i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
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BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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