If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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