my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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