I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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