ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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