I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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