I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
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