Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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