Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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