I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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