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(740): View more from Ohio

My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...

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(407): View more from Florida

Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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(+61): View more from Australia

She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.

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(207): View more from Maine

We are hot boxing the gondola

(607): View more from New York

I hate everything.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.

(732): View more from New Jersey

you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.

(732): View more from New Jersey

IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.

(716): View more from New York

The apple don't fall far from that tree.

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(801): View more from Utah

She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.

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