I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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