i just google imaged poop.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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