shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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