Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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