Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
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Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It all started with a game of naked twister.