he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
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And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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