Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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