the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
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I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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