Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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