I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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