Got a toothbrush?
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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