I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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