so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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