Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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