We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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