Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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