none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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